RUN.........RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.......
WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE STRENGHT TO FIGHT THE ADDICTION..........
BEFORE YOU BECOME ONE OF.......US.....
I TRIED TO FIGHT IT....BUT I'M WEAK......I CAN'T STOP BUYING THEM...
FIRST IT WAS JUST ONE LITTLE DEUCE.......ALL WAS GOOD......BUT NOOOOOOOOOO.....
THEN CAME THE 816 WRECKER.....THE M109 SHOP VAN, THE TANKER, THE BOB DEUCE......THE 275 TRACTOR......THE TRAILERS..........
CURSE YOU GOVLIQUDATION.COM.....MY PUSHER....MY ENABLER......THE 800 POUND MONKEY ON MY BACK......THERE'S SOOOOO MUCH TO BUY
WAIT....I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT TO.....I'LL SELL ALL THIS GREEN JUNK AND BUY A SAILBOAT.....OR TAKE UP FLYING...I ALWAYS WANTED TO FLY...YEA....THATS WHAT I'LL DO...SELL IT ALL.......
HUH......WHAT'S THAT......CHEAP DEUCES AT REDSTONE.......
I STILL HAVE ONE CREDIT CARD THAT'S NOT MAXED OUT.....
JUST ONE.....I'LL ONLY BUY ONE.......
ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
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