Okay, so I have what may or may not be a funny story. I'm pretty sure there are no Amish on here so it's safe.
I had a crew out to the house Monday last to put 5-6 inches of fiber reinforced 5000psi concrete in the back half of my year old barn. We were talking waiting for the last truck and I mentioned the trucks so off they ran to look at the one I had parked behind the barn so I followed them.
They were looking all over and I thought I would give them the thrill of hearing a C turbo'd Deuce start up and run.
I was on the driver's side and they were all standing on the ground by the passenger's side. (See where this is going yet?)
Well, I hadn't started her in a few weeks and we've had a little rain.....she fires up after a little crankin and she proceeds to throw up all over two of my little Amish guys. All I can say is that stuff came out so black it didn't even shine when wet.
I apologized for the old girl throwing up like that while the other guys were laughing at the two of them.
I'm sure it couldn't have been any worse than sitting behind a horse with explosive diarrhea.