Good luck on that one! If anybody has ever bought or made one, you've come to the right place. If you were to successfully make your own, you could probably quit your job and sell them all day to SS members with the same wish!
You know the lights are 24 volt, right? You will probably have to change the lamps too, and the LED's/features probably won't work. Just in theory, I've never tried to rewire. Somewhere on this site people have posted the wiring diagram to make the switch from 4 flat to MV. I think I saw it a while ago.
I do hear what you are saying, that inter-vehicular connector is cool. And you will definitely get some points from the purists here if you figure it out!
You could always put an MV receiver on your vehicle and rewire behind the bumper...that would be BA.
Like I said, good luck!