Plan C, I called Jay with Iron Planet, and he was nice enough to agree to come meet me (I only made it two miles down the interstate) and pick one of them up and take it back to their yard.
If anyone wants a good deal on a welding trailer up north, let me know, I will sell it cheap to avoid ever having to set foot above the Mason Dixon again!
My first plan was to drop one at Maddawgs place, then come back for the other, but the cops told me I can't even pull one trailer! My F150 has a GVWR if 6750# (even though it's empty) and the welding trailer tags shows a GWVR of 5750# (even though it shows it being 1700# empty as it is). They say since they are over 10K#, I would have to have DOT stickers, log books, health cert...to even pull one. Grrr. I plan to make a run for it later.