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Santa's New Ride Ready.

BadMastard

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After having difficulty accessing several military bases, Santa's elves went to work on his new ride. There will be no trouble now, nor with any bad children. Merry Christmas!
 

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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of Winter, usually late November to mid-December. To the contrary, female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the Spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known...ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit , driving a sleigh, all around the world in one night and not get lost.

 
Bighurt

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JarheadMtn said:
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of Winter, usually late November to mid-December. To the contrary, female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the Spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known...ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit , driving a sleigh, all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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you must be female...
 
BadMastard

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She is doing our annual family Christmas parade. Plus a little around town driving, just for fun. Might need a while platoon though, since it will be full of people singing off key.
 
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