~~What Not to do with a Deuce~~

[CowBoy101]

I seen a thread on here of what people are doing with Deuces! So How about we have one on here for fun factor of WHAT NOT TO DO WITH YOUR DEUCE!! Ill start with
Do not back into the Budwiser Dock and tell them to "Load her up Boys!"

 

[M715VFD405]

Refrain from telling your boss his Prius makes a great wheel chalk?

 

[jaymcb]

Don't buy it before you have a way to insure it and get it home.

 

[CowBoy101]

^^^^ LMFAO!

 

[yolner]

Don't create a spreadsheet to calculate all the money you spent on it

 

[uscgmatt]

Don't try to back up by yourself with a m105 at night, and only a passenger mirror. Bad things will happen.

 

[11Echo]

I seen a thread on here of what people are doing with Deuces! So How about we have one on here for fun factor of WHAT NOT TO DO WITH YOUR DEUCE!! Ill start with
Do not back into the Budwiser Dock and tell them to "Load her up Boys!"

 

[91W350]

They are too wide for a drive through bank lane, those behind you do not like having to back up! So avoid the drive through banks.

 

[area52]

Do not drive it until you:

Check the brakes completely!!

Have insurance!!

Have good tires!! (installed on the truck!!)

Know how to operate it!!

 

[MrM4]

11Echo,

Ok I give what the heck happened?

 

[91W350]

Air time should be avoided........

 

[KsM715]

11Echo,

Ok I give what the heck happened?

Pretty sure thats the one that got the fully loaded dump truck/trailer laid over on it.

Edit: took me awhile but I found it. http://www.steelsoldiers.com/deuce/50547-try-not-cry-i-dare-you.html

 

[ratat98]

They are too wide for a drive through bank lane, those behind you do not like having to back up! So avoid the drive through banks.

I've thought about doing this on several occasions....its so tempting... I used to go through the pizza hut drive through backwards when I had my willys jeep. They thought it was so funny I would usually get a free pepsi out of the deal! I think the deuce would be a little tall to try that though...

 

[rattlecan6104]

dont take it rock crawling... you will be building new steps and if lucky your fuel tank will only get dented up.

 

[DEUCE1209]

you shouldn't back the deuce up to the local national guard motor pool and "recruit via tow bar" another green machine for your collection.

 

[R Racing]

Dont take it for a test ride down a steep hill after replacing your master cylinder, even though you have a hard pedal ! cause you may still not have brakes lol.

 

[hndrsonj]

Park it on its side.

 

[SoundGuy]

Don't run out any buy it without the wife's permission and then tell her the jeep must have eaten his wheaties. No matter how gullible she is.

 

[SMOKEWAGON66]

Dont assume..... muahahaha!

 

[autigers35a3]

Do attempt to work under truck if truck is parked on grass before checking for red ants.
Sorry no pics of my ant bitten butt can be posted!!!