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Another mini-disaster with Northwoods and Ostrich911 attempting to assist a friend in need.
Our friend decided to go 4-wheeling behind his house and got his 4x4 pickup stuck in the mud. We have had about 15 inches of rain up here since July 4th. We take my truck with the winch that Northwoods so graciously along with our friend changed the winch oil just a few days before. When we get on the scene, yup, there is a 4x4 pickup in the mud, but it is not alinged with my Deuce, so we decide to run the cable around a tree to make a 70 degree or so angle to the 4x4 we are pulling out. So along with us battling the water logged ground and the mosqitos and black flies looking for every drop of our tasty blood we give it our best college try.
Transcript of Conversation between Northwoods and Ostrich 911:
Ostrich911: Are you sure you know how to run that winch?
Northwoods: Oh Yeah, Michael and Me ran it at the shop after we changed the oil in it. It is easy to run.
Ostrich911: I dunno know, that thing looks dangerous, I would be careful. Are you sure you read the manual on that thing?
Northwoods: It is NO PROBLEM, I know how to run it! Go up in the truck, turn up the idle, push the clutch in and lift the door on the floor and move the lever to REV and release the clutch and get out of the way.
Ostrch911: (I do as ordered and get out of the truck and stand clear of the operation) I think we should stand clear in case something happens, make sure Michaels wife and child are out of the way.
Northwoods: Everyone ready? I am going to engage the handle, (He is outside at the winch and engages the handle) Whoaaaa!!! Oh Sh*t!!!! F**K!!!!!! STOOOOPPPP IT!!!!!
(The 4x4 we are pulling comes flying and bouncing out of it's muddy hole like a toy being slapped around, and hits a tree as it is being slung around)
Ostrich911: SHUT IT OFF, the truck hit the tree!!!
Northwoods: IT WON'T SHUT OFF!! OH SH*T!!
Michael (owner of truck): DAMN IT SHUT IT OFF, THE TRUCK IS BEING CRUSHED!!! SHUT IT OFF!! SHUT IT OFF!!
Northwoods: IT WONT SHUT DOWN!!! THE HANDLE IS STUCK!!
(Northwoods jumps over the moving cable and runs to shut down the truck, which stops the winch from doing further damage)
Ostrich911: What happened, I thought you said you knew how to run that thing? WOW! I have a new respect for that winch.
Northwoods: I dunno what happned, we ran it easily before. Oh look! The winch is all binded up and looks like it is jammed.
Ostrich911: Yeah, looks great, a smashed up truck and a damaged winch, we could of paid a couple of professionals to come out here and it would of been cheaper than having us three donkeys do it.
Total Cost: Damaged Dodge 4x4 pick-up truck $2000, Damaged 6x6 Winch $500, three donkeys getting their butts kicked, PRICELESS!
HOW DO WE GET THE WINCH BACK IN WORKING ORDER AND UN-JAMMED? The cable jammed under one of the brass nuts, and it is really stuck. Do we need to take the whole winch off the truck?
Our friend decided to go 4-wheeling behind his house and got his 4x4 pickup stuck in the mud. We have had about 15 inches of rain up here since July 4th. We take my truck with the winch that Northwoods so graciously along with our friend changed the winch oil just a few days before. When we get on the scene, yup, there is a 4x4 pickup in the mud, but it is not alinged with my Deuce, so we decide to run the cable around a tree to make a 70 degree or so angle to the 4x4 we are pulling out. So along with us battling the water logged ground and the mosqitos and black flies looking for every drop of our tasty blood we give it our best college try.
Transcript of Conversation between Northwoods and Ostrich 911:
Ostrich911: Are you sure you know how to run that winch?
Northwoods: Oh Yeah, Michael and Me ran it at the shop after we changed the oil in it. It is easy to run.
Ostrich911: I dunno know, that thing looks dangerous, I would be careful. Are you sure you read the manual on that thing?
Northwoods: It is NO PROBLEM, I know how to run it! Go up in the truck, turn up the idle, push the clutch in and lift the door on the floor and move the lever to REV and release the clutch and get out of the way.
Ostrch911: (I do as ordered and get out of the truck and stand clear of the operation) I think we should stand clear in case something happens, make sure Michaels wife and child are out of the way.
Northwoods: Everyone ready? I am going to engage the handle, (He is outside at the winch and engages the handle) Whoaaaa!!! Oh Sh*t!!!! F**K!!!!!! STOOOOPPPP IT!!!!!
(The 4x4 we are pulling comes flying and bouncing out of it's muddy hole like a toy being slapped around, and hits a tree as it is being slung around)
Ostrich911: SHUT IT OFF, the truck hit the tree!!!
Northwoods: IT WON'T SHUT OFF!! OH SH*T!!
Michael (owner of truck): DAMN IT SHUT IT OFF, THE TRUCK IS BEING CRUSHED!!! SHUT IT OFF!! SHUT IT OFF!!
Northwoods: IT WONT SHUT DOWN!!! THE HANDLE IS STUCK!!
(Northwoods jumps over the moving cable and runs to shut down the truck, which stops the winch from doing further damage)
Ostrich911: What happened, I thought you said you knew how to run that thing? WOW! I have a new respect for that winch.
Northwoods: I dunno what happned, we ran it easily before. Oh look! The winch is all binded up and looks like it is jammed.
Ostrich911: Yeah, looks great, a smashed up truck and a damaged winch, we could of paid a couple of professionals to come out here and it would of been cheaper than having us three donkeys do it.
Total Cost: Damaged Dodge 4x4 pick-up truck $2000, Damaged 6x6 Winch $500, three donkeys getting their butts kicked, PRICELESS!
HOW DO WE GET THE WINCH BACK IN WORKING ORDER AND UN-JAMMED? The cable jammed under one of the brass nuts, and it is really stuck. Do we need to take the whole winch off the truck?
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