erasedhammer - If I were you I would quit while I was ahead. You clearly arent cut out to work on these trucks. I can assure you that the hole MUST be drilled. I have installed my fair share of these systems and assure you that the hole is necessary to provide the required tension. I suggest you not take out your frustration with your lack of mechanical skills on the folks that are trying to help you.
Yes this is frustrating. And no it's not my lack of mechanical knowledge.
You know the funny thing ? This is the first project I've done on my truck in 3 years where I actually followed the instructions EXACTLY. I've even given myself the benefit of the doubt and gone through to make sure I didn't make a mistake. But no, the instructions were followed exactly.
It's hard to get a picture of the area since the fan is in the way, but the tensioner, at rest, sits perfectly vertical.... Right up against one of the mounting bolts for the compressor bracket. I pull the tensioner down, pull the alternator back, tighten the alternator bolt, then release the tensioner. It sits maybe an inch away from the fan pulley, plenty of tension. It holds fine with the engine off. I start the engine right up and the tensioner snaps right back to it's rest position.
And yes I do need help, help diagnosing why this is happening and how I go about fixing it.
Cause this was just one more thing atop a ****ty day.