SAFETY HUMOR - the Lighter Side of a Serious Subject

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

OK, boys and girls...

We all know that in reality SAFETY is a VERY SERIOUS subject. However, much can be learned of any serious topic by looking at it from a comedian's perspective.

So, here goes....

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Health & Safety Test:



I failed a Health and Safety course at work today.

One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"








"Large ones" was apparently the wrong answer.

 

[Heath_h49008]

The purpose of ATC in class A, B, &C airspace is for : Noise abatement.



When two aircraft collide, it's REALLY loud...

 

[91W350]

Towards the door!

 

[papabear]

Hear's the quiz my doctor gave me when I ask him if I would live to be 100:

Q : Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars?
A : No...never smoked in my life!

Q : Do you drink alcohol to excess?
A : Nope, maybe a glass of wine with dinner..occassionally!

Q : Do you gamble and stay out late with your buddies?
A : Nope, I go to work and come home everyday!

Q : Do you have a secret young girfriend?
A : How dare you ask that!! Been married 52yrs...same woman!!

Doc says...I have one last question.

Why the farkel would you wanna live to 100??

 

[copperhead10]

And fast!

 

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

Heath,
Your post reminded me that there is really only ONE basic cause/crash analysis for ALL plane crashes.....

NEGATIVE AIRSPACE UNDER THE WINGS ​

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It's not so funny if it happens to you.​

 

[Happyland1410]

Thanks for the warning

 

[Tlauden]

a few funny safety related pics

Pic 4 is especially important, reminding us to always chock the wheels when working under vehicles

 

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

The problem with makeing products IDIOT-PROOF is that once you succeed, the world invents a BETTER IDIOT.

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[mckeeranger]

How not to do it.

Watch the guy behind the root ball when it falls. He almost goes face-first into the chainsaw bar.

No PPE at all.

[FONT=&quot]NEWS BLOOPER: Man Nearly Saws His Face During My Stand-up (Air-check) - YouTube[/FONT]

 

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

Watch the guy behind the root ball when it falls. He almost goes face-first into the chainsaw bar.

No PPE at all.

[FONT=&quot]NEWS BLOOPER: Man Nearly Saws His Face During My Stand-up (Air-check) - YouTube[/FONT]

<In a good British Accent>
Blimey! That could have ended as a BLOODY MESS !

 

[swbradley1]

a few funny safety related pics

Pic 4 is especially important, reminding us to always chock the wheels when working under vehicles

Pic 4 reminds me of the idiot working on his civi vehicle at the shelter last year at Haspin.....

 

[wreckerman893]

When I was growing up in my Grandparent's house nothing was "child proofed" it was assumed that if you stuck a fork in the electrical outlet and survived the experience that you would have learned a valuable life lesson and not repeat the act.

Inherent stupidity is Mother Nature's way of culling the herd.

 

[jeeplvr247]

I would like to say that I found this on Google but sadly it was on a piece of lab equipment at my college. If you can get accepted to college and have not yet mastered the ability to keep your fingers out of active electrical sockets then maybe the admissions office needs to reevaluate their decision making paradigm for prospective students.

 

[papabear]

When I was growing up in my Grandparent's house nothing was "child proofed" it was assumed that if you stuck a fork in the electrical outlet and survived the experience that you would have learned a valuable life lesson and not repeat the act.
Inherent stupidity is Mother Nature's way of culling the herd.

Did you REALLY do that WM??

Ummm...here's a caution for ya:

 

[Heath_h49008]

One of my favorite IFR/VFR safety jokes was always "Instrument flying is an unnatural act probably punishable by God."

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[wreckerman893]

Did you REALLY do that WM??

Only once.

 

[wreckerman893]

I would like to say that I found this on Google but sadly it was on a piece of lab equipment at my college. If you can get accepted to college and have not yet mastered the ability to keep your fingers out of active electrical sockets then maybe the admissions office needs to reevaluate their decision making paradigm for prospective students.

I attend college with todays generation and most of them scare the ell out of me. Most of them would fall to the floor in the fetal postion if their phone quit for more than 5 minutes. Most of them can't find their arses with both hands. Most of can't manage to get to a 9:15 class on time (if they make it at all). Poor work ethic and study skills.....live for the partying and nightlife.

You can tell the ones that are on Momma and Daddy's dime.....slacking along hoping they will have a few more years of all their bills being paid. Dragging into classed late whining about assignments and having to take a test they have known about for four weeks.

 

[TheWeatherMan]

All this reminds me of this video

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVssz2VMJVM&feature=related[/media]

 

[swbradley1]

I would like to say that I found this on Google but sadly it was on a piece of lab equipment at my college. If you can get accepted to college and have not yet mastered the ability to keep your fingers out of active electrical sockets then maybe the admissions office needs to reevaluate their decision making paradigm for prospective students.

You are actually reading the sign incorrectly. Your emphasis on who/what is turned on is wrong.