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Trained monkeys have been employed as Goobermint Contractor Mechanics' Helpers just for their ability to use their tiny hands to install those bolts. It's costs us ONLY $100K/year for their expert services.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/11/world/europe/wwii-german-bomber-raised/index.html?hpt=hp_c4 (CNN) -- A World War II German bomber, likely the last of its kind, has been raised from the bottom of the English Channel and will be restored for display in a British museum. "It has been lifted and is...

BigWill: Thank you for that informative post and for investing the time to compose it. Do you have any insight for us about how y'all dispose of any tools that are contaminated? Thanks. John

What did I do to our Deuce today??? Well, since our Deuce is the only motorized MV in our motorpool (also have some trailers) we looked into acquiring somewhere between one and three more (maybe even a tracked-MV) so that The ARK isn't an "only child" any longer. Please keep these acquisitions...

Thanks for posting up your physics lesson. BTW: Those are some interesting MVs(?) in the background of your second picture. What are they? The red one appears to be a cab-over design. Thanks.

Bumping this thread with a question.... I have stumbled upon information about a "Deuce" (might be a 5-Ton) that was parked some time back by the police department that owns it because it was RADIOACTIVE. I was contacted about it because they are looking for a way to "dispose" of it. As I...

DON'T TOUCH IT ! ! ! If you do, your Deuce will turn into a Time-Travelling DeLorean !!!

Heath: So sorry for your loss. Civilians who died in the war effort. May they be as honored as all others who have sacraficed. John

Congratz on the new "DogTags". :tank:

Thank you for gathering and sharing FACTS ! Here's a Three-Day Pass. Enjoy your weekend, Soldier!!! LOL

YES! Early H A P P Y . B I R T H D A Y greetings and well wishes to the USA ARMY. Let's also remember that June 14th is FLAG DAY. Please fly the colors proudly and appropriately. Carry on.

Ouch. Praying for your prompt and relatively painless recovery, Drew. HoundDog tells me that as long as you keep licking, the wound will stay warm... but when you stop likcing the evaporative cooling will chill 'em good.

OK, for those troops who didn't take this advice..... Here's POST #91:

Now THAT would be the icing on the cake!!!

Wouldn't it be FUN to add some GLOW-IN-THE-DARK dye to your fuel and label the tank RADIOACTIVE ! ! ! :naner::jumpin:[thumbzup]rofl

Lookin' gooooood! Are you going to paint your wheels?

Drew, Prayers up for your upcoming "procedure". Don't worry, both of our male dogs have been fixed and they say the neutering itself isn't that bad, but your neck is sure gonna hurt from all the licking you'll do afterward.

I was given several 5-gallon buckets of WVO (Waste Vegetable Oil). I left them out in the sun for a few days and all the major contaminants separated in the heating/cooling cycles. Skimmed the floaties, and poured the oil off the heavier dregs. Then ran the nicer looking oil through my...

EPLOVA = Extra Parts LeftOver, Assembled H-VAB = Hybrid - Van & Bed JGTBTSAADN = Just Got Too Bored To Sit Around And Do Nuttin' CJP = Creative Juices Product LBFMVP = Low Budget Faux Mil-Vehicle Project