This thread proves once again there are a lot of talented, ingenious and experienced folk on SS. For this humble civilian, I'm going to stick with my earlier assertion: There's no low-effort, high-satisfaction way to do it. Don't take that the wrong way though; in certain very specific situations, it may be a reasonable thing to do--that's up to the individual to decide. And I'm sure enjoying reading the various real and hypothetical configurations. Happy New Year and carry on!!