Abduction of Elmo

[markaroe]

This is disturbing !!!!

Dead Possum Online Store

 

[wreckerman893]

This is disturbing !!!!

The perps of that site should be beaten about the head and face with increasingly monotonous regularity.

 

[lost in the bush]

Sorry can not vote in Pol.

This is definitely a per-cursor to the Zombie apocalypse that will begin on 12-12-12.

Prepare to survive until 12-21-12 when the change in gravity will kill all the Zombies..

Elmo maybe the cure to Zombieism The Fed's have him at Area 51.

If he found let us know we have an extraction team standing by.

 

[Mike929]

He may of heard that Texas has it's own Possum Kingdom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p01PcuJNjjs

 

[MWMULES]

Elmo now in Iowa? Came back from the Lenexa Kansas 4th July prade and found this in my in box.

 

[Capt Pat]

At least we know it wsn't someone from the Nothern areas that was responsible. Its absolutely reprehensable, no wait thats marsupial, oh well, we didn't do it.......

 

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

FYI: Transporting a KIDNAPPING victim across State Lines constitues a FEDERAL OFFENCE.....

I guess that means that FYI the FBI will be investigating the FBP Abduction(FurBallPossum).

 

[wreckerman893]

Elmo's chip has been activated............abandon hope all ye possum nappers.

 

[hndrsonj]

Elmo's chip has been activated............abandon hope all ye possum nappers.

Better be careful Richard, they may cut the chip out so he can't be tracked!

 

[papabear]

All these sightings!! Alabama, Iowa, Texas, Georgia...heck...are we talking about Elmo now or Elvis??

 

[zout]

I'd dare say you need a refund on that there tracking system - even I can see Elmo is only this far away from you eating grapes.

 

[MWMULES]

At least we know it wsn't someone from the Nothern areas that was responsible. Its absolutely reprehensable, no wait thats marsupial, oh well, we didn't do it.......

Are you sure???
Just got back from hand loading 96 feet of temper tents at Ft Riley in 100 degree heat and what do I find in my email. Starting to look like Yankee treachery to me. I bet they have Elmo in a carpet bag. I heard they have a petting zoo at the Iola rally. Iola Vintage Military Show - www.iolavms.com
On a side not please send the photos to someone else on the site.
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[islandguydon]

Elmo's chip has been activated............abandon hope all ye possum nappers.

How much wit could a dim wit wit...

 

[quarkz]

Ummmm. this showed up on Craig's list.

I think it is worth a call....

 

[wreckerman893]

I called Tyler and he said his found "cat" did not have a set of Delta wings pinned to it's ear.

Elmo is still MIA.

 

[Warthog]

Any ranson demands yet?

 

[wreckerman893]

Any ranson demands yet?

I think the perp(s) have a more sinister motive.....it could be that the radical animal rights whackos at PETOP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Possums) want to use him in a propaganda campaign to smear us loving possum owners. Bastages!!!!!

 

[doghead]

Maybe he was kidnapped by the "Possum, the other red meat" (group) as their new poster child?

 

[maddawg308]

Are you old men still playing/masturbating with stuffed animals? Sad.

Grow up.

 

[wreckerman893]

Grow up.

I may get old but I ain't ever gonna grow up.

Lighten up. ELmo is a hoot.