Caption contest

[oilcan]

I never thought I'd try this, but there it is.

3/4 ton pickup, 16 foot car trailer, 80 miles, perfectly balanced, 55 mph all the way. Someone was watching over us, for sure.

 

[gimpyrobb]

Who is the geek in the coveralls? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!
I think Jeff Hartline wants one of those trap doors to let air in the cab if one is for sale.

 

[oilcan]

Surely. I'm sure we can work something out.

That's farmer brown in the overalls. Also known as Mr. negative.

 

[El_Guapo]

We knew Grampa Deuce was getting old. He was bald, lost his teeth and couldn't move around much without overheating. But, it was a sad day when he couldn't get in and out of the bed by himself anymore.

 

[maddawg308]

"Well, the ad said, 'military trucks were half off'. How was I to know?"

 

[clinto]

It looks so sad, what with the one missing headlight.

 

[Mike_Pop]

"Army truck for sale. Needs work. Ran when new."

 

[oilcan]

 

[Bozor1000]

Blow out sale-Little did I know that the all the tires were blown out!

 

[Manstein]

Hey waiter, my wife saw my junk. TABLE FOR ONE, PLEASE!!!!

 

[Mike_Pop]

"My wife said if I brought home another military vehicle, it better have a bed in it because that is where I will be sleeping. Does a dropside count as a bed?"

 

[Recovry4x4]

Where are the pics of it loaded up?

 

[DanMartin]

Seek professional help.

 

[dc3coyote]

This lovely convertable get 15 mpg, and moves at 75 mph "with slight assistance", needs slight body work.
Comes with many extras, just missing a few essintials.
This lovely truck comes with aftermarket front airride suspension!!!
Finally a 4x4 that will go any where you can trailer it!

 

[maddawg308]

"Just think of the mileage we will get if we just put a couple Blazer axles under there!"

 

[Barrman]

Adam, do you have any plans for the steering wheel? I guess I should ask if it has any cracks and which style of horn mount first? Then ask if you have plans for it? What about inside the cab heater stuff?

That is the kind of picture that makes highway enforcement officers drool thinking about how many pages the ticket would be. I can't top the captions already written though.

 

[oifvet]

Re: RE: Caption contest

It looks so sad, what with the one missing headlight.

You mean that, don't you!?

I thought the same thing!

These trucks have souls.

Why hasn't kipman gotten in here to defend those bibs! Bibs are cool! Ain't nuthin' wrong with bibs!!!

Oh yea, my caption:

"One man's junk, .... is another man's dream."

 

[Uglyranger]

Truck for sale
It ran the last time I drove it.

 

[54reo]

Bibs are cool!

We get FINED for not wearing blue bibs to work!

 

[nattieleather]

Sure I can fix it....slap a little paint here and there a few tires and she's as good as new.


Going to need three rolls of duct tape.


Man in blue bibs: "I'm going to convert it into a feed spreader"