BTW.. if he's married and travels, have someone send you some stationary from a faraway posh hotel, and you box it up with a womans' shoe (espcially like a size 15.. if you see what i'm getting at, it would be even better..), maybe a martial aid, fur handcuffs, and some used womens' undewear or garter, and send it to him fedex guaranteed delivery so it arrives when he's at work and his wife gets it. Oh, and before you put in the stationery (of course enclose in the hotel envelope), write a note on it from the hotel manager, thenking him and his wife for their stay, explaining that you are returning these items which were left behind since they would reflect a memorable stay, and expressing your wishes that he and his new wife consider the presidential (or honeymoon) suite again on their first anniversary.