Rip:
I understand your anxiety, but please remember....
The EUC is, in fact, a necessary evil when it comes to NATIONAL SECURITY. By design, your "just a trailer" is classified as a TACTICAL WEAPON OF WAR, and therefore, in the eyes of those wishing to keep such items out of the hands of this nation's enemies, MUST be controlled and the transfer of ownership APPROVED.
You are welcome to abide by those rules, or simply quit playing the game.
While I personally do not believe that the current EUC process is perfect, I DO believe in and FULLY ENDORSE its fundamental purpose. I applaud the hard working people to DO try to be sure that all the T's are crossed and the I's dotted.
Sorry if I'm peeing on your pity-party, but, if you had read the MANY threads on the topic here, you probably wouldn't be taking your current red-tape challenges quite so badly or personally.
Just look at the satisfaction you will gain for having survived your
Close Encounter of the Federal Gooberment Kind.