Hello all. Newbie to the forum, but have been watching this thread since I purchased my HV back in July.
After reading all these EUC horror stories, and as a first time buyer, I decided to email the DLA directly and simply ask what the process was, what to expect, if there was an automated way to check on the status of it. My purchase was on 07/22/2015 and it was "Submitted to TSC, pending approval" on 08/02/2015. I sent the email on 8/31/2015. The same day, I received an email that I was CC'd in that simply said, "Please give him the information requested."
On Tuesday 09/01/2015, my EUC was approved; less than a month from the time submitted, and again as a first time buyer. I certainly was not being impatient, but simply looking to be more educated regarding the process.
If you're still having issues, PM me and I'll give you the email address. Also, just to put this out there, GovPlanet has been extremely helpful with the process...except during the pick-up process for a trailer I purchased. The good out-weighs the bad though. lol