Thats right Gents.........and ladies in wet camo t shirts, Its a "Throw down at the Ho down"! A weekend of being politically incorrect at The Farm. A chance to tell the DNR and Elk Snout state park to kiss our collective OD green ***!!
Sorry about the change in plans so late in the game, but I cannot abide by giving that much money to anyone who is going to impose that many rules on us.
So gather all the firewood you can find with Emerald ash boring beetles in it, break out your best moonshine, and call your favorite stripper, cause its time to piss off my neighbors! All are welcome to set up on Friday and join in for the spotted owl roast. Sat. morning could be a good time to do a breakfast convoy on the sidewalks of old town Ellicott City. I have a 600ft zipline that starts 75ft up in a tree, so weather permitting there might be naked cable rides that involve paintball guns. Since its my birthday weekend I'll bring in a bunch of civilian friends for a bonfire party where we can use a hippie as firestarter. Might be a good time for a well stuffing contest (See youtube.com "Deuce extraction recovery" for more details)
My farm is no stranger to big parties with lots-o-music, drinkin' fire spinning, tree climbing, bad grammar and poor behavior. Mixing rednecks, civilians and MV junkies could be epic, maybe newsworthy. Bring your own explosives and lubricants. Musical instruments (even bagpipes) always welcome.
Sorry we can't do much wheelin'. With all the rain we've had this place will be like the scottish moors in no time, but at least there won't be no f***ing DNR!
Birthday Hemmit wheels wrapped in 395's most welcome!
So come on down and help strip Dudleys parts truck, and remember, "We're not havin' fun till they're dailin' 911"!!!
