NEW CUCV PART. the answer to dead batteries on the CUCV

[colelkhunter]

Have you gotten in your CUCV on a cold morning and realized your batteries were too low to start the truck? Or dead completely? Well, we here at ACME parts have developed a part that even the most discerning person can appreciate. It is in the research and development phase of production, but should be available to the general public in the next few months. Simple to use, gets the job done. Installs in less than 2 hours. Retail price should be somewhere around the 3,000.00 mark for military contracts and 22.50 for civilian purchase. Dealer inquiries welcome. We have dubbed it the "Man Powered Fail Proof, Self Returning, Self Retracting, Starting Device" or MPFPSRSRSD for short.

 

[doghead]

NICE

 

[uscgmatt]

You repowered the cucv with a weed eater engine?

 

[colelkhunter]

Matt.....do not go around giving up my dang trade secrets. i have told you about this once, you wanna get your butt spanked and a time out? I thought not.......

 

[rickf]

You repowered the cucv with a weed eater engine?

About the same amount of power.

Rick

 

[colelkhunter]

For future reference this is permenantly mounted to my truck. I will demonstrate it's use at the various rallies I plan to attend this spring and summer. we can discuss any mass quantity purchases at that time.

 

[wreckerman893]

Hey.......wait a minute....didn't you get those from GL Redstone when we picked up those trailers?

My olefactory senses detect a rodent.

 

[colelkhunter]

yep.....I did, and like all good inventors. I stole it and called it my own design. It had to be part of some secret squirrel government project to go green by making the soldiers pull start their vehicles in combat. QUIET technology and all that. Very Very secret squirrel,black op stuff. SSHHHH Wreckerman, i wouldn't tell anyone about this. If word got out it may damage a million dollars worth of research. Just for the record, it will start the truck with two pulls. I plan to do a video on it soon.

 

[cjtroutt]

Sweet it work's for me.

 

[General Mcgregor]

I want one!

 

[gimpyrobb]

yep.....I did, and like all good inventors. I stole it and called it my own design. It had to be part of some secret squirrel government project to go green by making the soldiers pull start their vehicles in combat. QUIET technology and all that. Very Very secret squirrel,black op stuff. SSHHHH Wreckerman, i wouldn't tell anyone about this. If word got out it may damage a million dollars worth of research. Just for the record, it will start the truck with two pulls. I plan to do a video on it soon.

What is really funny is, he stole the design from me. I am in the process of making a "2 stroke" vibrator for the females. My other invention, the sybian has gone over well, so I decided to branch out. Thats the last time I show you any of my idears!

 

[colelkhunter]

That is an out and out lie. Your viberator design used a v twin harley motor with a kickstart. this is clearly a pullstart design. i would have had a **** of a time mounting the v-twin to the fender of the truck. Your other inventions are safe as i don't even own a goat.

 

[ODdave]

What is really funny is, he stole the design from me. I am in the process of making a "2 stroke" vibrator for the females. My other invention, the sybian has gone over well, so I decided to branch out. Thats the last time I show you any of my idears!

I have ran across a few that could use this in a Turbo Diesel powered version, just a thought.... Better fuel economy too.

 

[JUNKYARDJOHN]

Ya better put me on the mailin list... I think I'll need one... at least. John

 

[ODdave]

Ya better put me on the mailin list... I think I'll need one... at least. John

 

[gimpyrobb]

All you need for the goats is a pair of hip waders and a cliff!

 

[Tlauden]

think these can be retrofitted for a deuce install??

 

[colelkhunter]

ACTUALLY! i origionally invented this for my project bobber. However, it lacked the strength to start my deuce. So i tried it on my m1031 and voala, perfection. i am working on an industrial size version that should be on the market shortly for the M35 series diesels.

 

[NICK_M1009]

I'll trade my first born for 1.

See pic.

 

[WARWAG]

That is an out and out lie. Your viberator design used a v twin harley motor with a kickstart. this is clearly a pullstart design. i would have had a **** of a time mounting the v-twin to the fender of the truck. Your other inventions are safe as i don't even own a goat.

Yah but do you own Sheep?................