It's Tuesday! We need pictures!
Hope ps the recovery went well.
Well I went down yesterday and BARELY picked up my unit....
How do I start this story...hmm. Thought to keep in the back of your mind as you read the real story. Have you even received phone calls from collection agencies who are looking for someone with a name similar to yours? I have. In fact I used to get hounded; for years.
So after the six hour drive I pull up to the guard shack at the base and hand over my ID. Officer is gone for ten minutes comes back out and says. "You've been a bad boy, my supervisor is trying to determine if we are going to let you in. Pull ahead and we will be with you in a minute." I chuckle, thinking he is pulling my leg, and pull ahead. Another ten fifteen minutes go by and he returns. "You have numerous felony drug convictions and we can not let you onto base". Err what? So ensues the hour long back and fourth of me trying to prove that I am the person with zero felony convictions. Lets just say once they did let me through I hooked up that generator as fast as I could and got out of Dodge!! Never even peeked inside to see if I was hauling a generator or a load of bricks.
I then made the mistake of calling and telling the wife about the ordeal. She now fully expects either the DEA or some Colombian cartel to come smashing through our front door. Which after experiencing what I went through is not entirely out of the question(no i will not be sharing that thought with the wife). In addition to collection agencies we used to get a call from some guy, usually drunk, looking for "me" and my wife Brenda - well my wife's name is not Brenda. And i never herd of the guy who was calling. So no more information to the wife(need to know basis), but lets just say that security at my place just went up a few notches.
I am somewhat confused as to what process/system they use to run identification. I purposefully got the Michigan "enhanced" drivers license so that I can go between the US and Canada without a passport - which I do a few times a year. Why they couldn't tell me from the other me out there has me a bit concerned. What if that guy had a warrant out for him. Cuffed and stuffed I'd imagine. I understand that it is far better for them to be safe rather than sorry - but why me
. I would highly recommend to those out there who have to travel a long distance to pick up their goods to take extra forms of ID.
So the generator and i made the trip home, snowing sideways the whole time. It was almost 10 PM when I got there. I peeked inside and found that there was a generator, buried in snow from the trip. Tag on it read that the filters had been drained, but otherwise everything looked intact, freshly painted.
Not sure when i will be getting at it, but will certainly post some pics when I do. Likely this weekend.
Signed - Forester with no felony drug convictions, never was an electrician, never lived in Green Bay, I don't owe you money, my wife is not Brenda, those are not the last four of my social, nervous as ****...