Some great write ups about the show. Now - as promised - my turn (from the "buying public's" point of view).
Mrs. GUNNUT in Iowa and I drove about 9 hours from home to attend the show. We had been to Iola a couple of times before and knew this would be "different", but we took a chance.
Mrs. "NUT" (don't tell her I said that) made room reservations for the trip. She does that sort of thing. It is kind of odd leaving home and asking her where we are going, but it works. Anyway, we were heading down the road toward Aniwa and saw GunnerUSN in front of us. We traveled together until we got to Wausau. We had a room there and he was going closer to Aniwa. After checking into our motel, we picked up one of the Show's flyers at the brochure counter in the lobby of the motel.
We spent about 10 minutes trying to enter the address into our Garmin, but could not seem to find anything to match. We then programmed in Aniwa. I mean how hard could it be to find a big military show in Aniwa? I can answer that question. It can be VERY HARD to find a big military show in Aniwa. In fact, there is no big military show in Aniwa. The truth of the matter is - and this is coming from a guy that knows all about "small town USA" - there really isn't much of an Aniwa, WI.
So there we were driving down the road trying to find something that might lead us to a big military show and who do we see sitting beside the road? Yep, GunnerUSN. We waved and drove right on by him. We had seen what we thought was the sign. It turned out we were not real sure about the location - or even the sign for that matter - so back where we came from to start again. Naturally, we met GunnerUSN on the way back to where we started. We waved and went right on by. He stopped beside the road and called me on my cell phone. Who would have thought he had my number programmed into his cell phone? Anyway, we turned around to go back where we were and he led the way to the site. Yeah, right - like I could have found that on a good day - not to mention on a day after driving for nine hours.
OK. We are here. Now all I have to do is program this location into my Garmin and drive out again in the morning. I won't get into how difficult my new Garmin is to program locations versus my old Garmin. Finally, we are back to the motel room.
It was supposed to take us about 45 minutes to get to the site from our motel, so we left at 7:00 AM. I thought it was quite funny, when my Garmin told me to "Navigate off the road" at the intersection of Stradale Lane until I learned that Stradale Lane was a private road and was not in the Garmin's database. No wonder it could not locate the site. (I can provide a latitude and longitude for anyone wanting to locate this area.)
Finally, we are ready to park and go to the show. What is this? Someone wanting money to park. This could be bad. Only $2? Sure no problem. I will just put it on my expense account. Of course, the parking lot was a "fair piece" down the road from the front gate that we had been at the night before. What is the worst that it could be? (More on that later.) Since we had purchased our wrist bands on the previous night's recon mission, it was a simple matter to just walk through the gate.
Goodness gracious!!! There are a bunch of vehicles out here. Cool! Check out those reenactors camping over there! This is kind of a neat location for military vehicles - parked in the woods and all. It reminds me a whole bunch of our field "maneuvers" back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. Army trucks. We came here to buy stuff. Where is the stuff? Let's walk a little further down this road. The vendor's area has to be here somewhere. Oh, hi, GunnerUSN. We found it. We can visit for awhile, but we really need to go buy some stuff. Sure, it is just a little further down the road.
Finally! This is the place. Let's look for the things we need. Do you know how hard it is to find the proper tripod for an M-49 Observation Scope? Not so bad at the Central Wisconsin Military Show. It is actually easier to find the tripod than it is the show. (Have I mentioned that it was . . . ummmm . . . "difficult" to find the show?)
I was looking for some specific parts for my MB. I did not find them, but I did buy a crap-ton of other stuff. Big stuff. Heavy stuff. The kind of stuff you would not want to carry down a really long road back to the van. No problem. Excuse me, can I just pay for this and leave it here? I will come and get it, when I am ready to leave. Sure, no problem.
There we are. The solution to the problem. We just find it. Pay for it. and Leave it here until we figure out how to get it back to the van. Do you know how much an "Aircraft Crash Investigation Kit" weighs? How about a field hospital bed? That tool bag will make a handy thing to carry recoilless rifle projectiles, books, tool rolls, a box of "surgical soap", and other "stuff". You know, after awhile, I completely forgot about the Observation Scope tripod hanging off my shoulder.
Hey! I wonder what they have over there? I NEED some of those brass 105 mm artillery shell cases. Really, only $5 each???!!! I will take 15 of them - and I had better have one of those "Impact Area" signs, while I am at it. Is it OK to just leave them here until I get ready to leave? Thanks.
I wonder what they have over there? Guns! I like guns! (You probably had that figured out with that GUNNUT in Iowa thing, huh?) It is a little crowded in this area - especially carrying all of this stuff. The good news is that I have all of those guns. The bad news is that I had to make my way through the crowd before I could figure that out.
Well, that looks like the better part of the vendor's area. I will head down the road back to the van with this pile and you can wait over there by the picnic tables until I get back. I mean how far could it possibly be back to the van? Yeah, a really long ways. How am I going to get the rest of that stuff back here? What is this hanging off my shoulder? Oh, that M-49 Observation Scope tripod. I forgot it was even there. (Sometime I might tell you about the time I lost my M-16 rifle in the field. I was frantic trying to find it. I looked everywhere - the CP, my truck, my "hootch", the Supply Tent. It was nowhere to be found. One of my soldiers asked what I was looking for. I told him I could not find my rifle. He laughed and told me it was hanging from the sling - off my shoulder. It had been a very long day.)
Luckily we had arrived early and the van was close to the "front" of the parking lot. Back to Mrs. "NUT" to see about the rest of the stuff. I knew there was no way I was going to carry it back to the van. The sixteen artillery shells would have taken at least three trips and I had no idea how much a field hospital bed weighed. Back down the road. Oh, hi, again GunnerUSN. Yeah, just carrying stuff. Nice to meet you old man (from G-503). I might take some time to look at all of these fine vehicles "the next time".
Hi, Mrs. "NUT". I am back. There is a guy driving an ATV and pulling a trailer. He might help us carry the stuff back to the van. OK, I will coordinate our remaining stuff with the vendors and hopefully we can find him, when we are ready to go. A small problem with the "Impact Area" sign, but we got it solved. I really appreciate the offer of your boys hauling the hospital bed back to the van, but I have another option. Maybe we should walk the area one more time and make sure we didn't overlook something. (We did - so more stuff to haul to the van.)
We found the guy with the ATV and the trailer and arranged transportation. Now all we have to do is move that ATV and trailer through the crowd to the various locations of the stuff. Is it OK, if we ride? It really is a long walk back to the van. Thanks! That would be great.
Ummmmmmm . . . You are not going to be able to drive this ATV and trailer through this parking lot. I will bring the van here and we will load it here. I go get the van and the guy with the ATV and trailer has all of the stuff sitting on the ground by the time I get back. We had visited about "financial arrangements" prior to the move. He was not charging and I was not letting him do it for nothing. Please, take this $20. (He did.)
Well, that was fun. Do you want to go back and see the vehicles? Yeah, it has been a long day. They will probably be here next year. Let's just leave now. It is a long way home. Wow! That parking lot sure filled up. The guy taking the money is almost clear back to that road. You know - the one that was on the Garmin. I will just leave the coordinates programmed in. It will make it easier next year.
See you then. I don't want to spend my "military stuff money" on walking shoes. What else have you got?