Dang son, you need to slow down. We are a tough crowd, but you gotta have a tough skin.
There is enough info here to make your head spin, so be careful with your attitude. You can learn to love it here. You just have to pass that newbie test that every new guy gets everywhere in the world.
Dad has a 1972 Cutlass Supreme convert, in Viking Blue with the 350 Rocket. I can dig it.
You need to sit tight, read for a few months (yes months), and learn to use the spell check. If you slow down, there shouldn't be any problem. We all make do and follow the rules. If you want to join a club, or forum, or any group, you normally need to do things their way. It provides order.
Humor doesn't come through on the computer very well either, thats why we have smilies and "hahaha". Just in case you were joking earlier...
Good luck, hang tough, post pics when you get a deuce.