Gotta tell this story. In the dead of winter, a bunch of trucks came back from down range, I guess it was 2006? Maybe 2007, cant remember. All us contractors got a call, go to Ansbach. A crap load of trucks in, and the unit needs help, ASAP! I am a generator guy, but went anyway. There were vehicles everyplace, and none would start. Not a one. It was -20 Celsius. We worked all day on trucks. The guys must have used two cases of ether. Nothing. Since I was the only non truck guy, the boys sent me into the building to try and start a truck in a bay. There was no heat in the bay, and it was as cold as outside. I found the heater valve and turned it on. But with a maintenance bay half the size of Texas, it would not be warm for 12-14 hours.
I decided to try my fire stick trick on the truck. I tried to take off the air cleaner cover, but it would not come off. I tried every thing I could think of, including beating it with my favorite BFH. Nada. I went out and told my boss. Everyone laughed at me, and made my life miserable. Stupid old fart, couldn't get the air cleaner cover off. One of the boys condescendingly offered to "Help the poor old man". Good by me!! After about 45 minutes, he gave up. Nada. Went outside and said it wont come off. Now at last I had another fool to stand by me and be laughed at. Someone else went in, and only fooled with it 10 minutes. Nada. We gave up. Drove 1.5 hours home, and went back in the morning. The bay was kinda, maybe a little bit, warm. I went over to the truck, and there was a large puddle of water under it. Strange, there had been no snow, or ice on the truck. I started to fool with the cover, and it moved much more freely! Didn't come off, but almost. So I fooled with it till noon. Got something to eat, and came back. The water puddle was bigger! And, low and behold, the air cleaner cover came off!! The air filter was solid ice. A block of ice.
Then the lights came on. When the trucks had come in, they had been washed. With high pressure hoses. The fools had filled up the air cleaners, because when you ship a 5 ton, its too high! You have to take off the air cleaner pipe dome! The water filled the filter housing. The rubber gasket, to seal out the dirt, on the cap, kept the water from leaking out. And it froze. Since the ice had filled up the air filter, no air to the engine. I got a gas welding kit, and after 2 hours got the ice/air filter out. Truck started right up. I drove it out, and around the motor pool. Would not tell anyone how I got it to run, until they all went down on hands and knees, singing my praise. Young punks.