A conversation from yesterday evening:
Me: I would like to buy this sectional sofa - do you have it in stock?
Salesperson: Our set up and delivery charge is only $100.
Me: I see. Do you have it stock, I would like it tonight.
SP: How do you plan on getting home.
Me: I have a truck.
SP: Well, it better be a tractor-trailer - I don't think you understand how big the sofa really is . . . it's deceptive in the showroom.
Me: Ummmm - I put a tape on it. It will fit just fine in my truck.
SP: OK - you would know, I guess. Did you bring your own twine to tie it down.
Me. Won't be necessary, but for the sake of time let's just say, "Yes." Where is the loading dock?
SP: The loading dock will make it really hard to get it in your truck . . . it is much easier to lift it into your truck from the ground, rather that lower it down from the dock, you see, the loading dock is about 4 feet all so it lines up with the semis . . . .
Me: (chuckling) Right. So where is that loading dock.
SP: Sir, . . .
Me: Let me stop you there - how about we walk over here to this window . . . . .
SP: Sweet Jesus! What the #$%@&% is that thing?
Me: It's my pickup truck and grocery getter, now then, loading dock? Oh, and by the way - we will need to lift the sofa "up" - the bed of the truck is about a foot taller than your dock.