Oh MAN! You serious? If so I wish you GOOD luck with that. Dang Garret~!I could come and get you out, but I have to wait for this kidney stone to pass first.
The first person I thought of was jeepsinker.
Do you know anyone w/ an M916? A 7/8" x 100' cable will drag that thing out in a jiffy
but any big truck and a Bubba Rope will do it too. Now might be a good time to buy
that Bubba rope. I know I want two!