Marine officer: Sir, your boat has sunk, you need life jackets.
You: Uh, just let me turn around officer.
SHP Officer, as the deuce comes up the ramp: uh sir you need seat belts for the passengers.
You: I just can't catch a break..............
You: Uh, just let me turn around officer.
SHP Officer, as the deuce comes up the ramp: uh sir you need seat belts for the passengers.
You: I just can't catch a break..............