We are alive! I'm sure others will chime in, and I know some pictures were taken.
Recovery went well I think...drove around for a while looking for the area the trucks were in. Pulling out the Deuce was pretty straightforward. The Deuce pulled it from the adjacent trail with a 100 yard chain. I have to say, the pulling power of a Deuce is pretty phenomenal. The Unimog pulled it the rest of the way down the trail.
Then the skies opened up once again, rained pretty good for the next few hours. Trying to figure out how the hell we were going to get to the Pinzgauer took a while. Spent well over an hour looking for an alternate route to get to it. Since the path the Pinzgauer had taken to get where it was stuck was now several feet deep, over the intake on the Unimog.
We finally found the other end of the trail that the Pinz was stuck on. It was a ways down the trail. I did my best to get to where the Pinz was stuck. The water was seriously deep and with roots on the bottom, it made it really tough. DC3 claimed it "wasnt that deep", I beg to differ, haha. The poor Pinzgauer was seriously sunk. I got close enough to get a chain on the Pinzgauer, but by then I could hardly move myself, so we hooked the Deuce, which was still on useable ground, to the Unimog and pulled the Pinzgauer out of the hole.
The Deuce went ahead and I pulled the Pinz (Wouldn't start, to wet) along for a while. That was until the ghetto rigged fan clutch on the Unimog gave up and it overheated. So we were both pulled the rest of the way out of the trail by the Deuce. After some TLC on the Pinzgauer, and the Unimog some time to cool off, we were back in business. My drive home went really well, I hope everyone elses went smoothly after we split off!