~~What Not to do with a Deuce~~

[Titanium-Wolverine]

WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED THERE?????????

you try to carry a tank?

 

[Goose2448]

Don't Pull a Gimmpy or Frdo.....

 

[SMOKEWAGON66]

This was the source of my air comment....

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laa9fSms-2Q[/media]

Thats nothing! I once took a M925 W/W loaded with about 2000lbs. of dunnage, C wire and pickets airborne. I was going much slower then that (at first) and i can honestly say with absolutely NO bs inferred, i honked the horn 3 times with my face, and hit the cab with the top of my k-pot at least twice. I was told that the front tires came 6 feet off the ground and the back axles cleared about 2-4 feet(this was a sea-saw type thing like the "whoops" at a moto-X race). The Captains' and Privates' (CPTs driver) who witnessed this event eyes were so big i could see them from about 100 feet away. My TC was laughing so hard he couldnt even tell me that i had a bloody nose. When we stopped, the Captain told me that was one of the coolest things he had ever seen and commended me on my driving abilities lol...any further explanation is irrelevant to this story and NO i do not have pics or video...sorry!

 

[Goose2448]

PICS OR ITS A PRIUS!!!!!

 

[mactiredearg]

If you think you're deuce will fit width wise somewhere...don't forget the mirrors.

OOooo, did that with a load of junior marine corp kids in the back after a parade. I swear that sign made a move at me. I've also never seen kids move that fast ever. They'd apparently decided to sit facing out after I started moving. Any bets they wont do that again?

 

[KsM715]

WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED THERE?????????

you try to carry a tank?

Post # 12 earlier in this thread. http://www.steelsoldiers.com/959980-post12.html


(just in case you decide to sign back on to SS)

 

[tjcouch]

Do not drive your truck through the local "Beverage Barn." Although it may fit, Mr. Patel will fuss at you about coating all of his products in soot as he goes to collect your 12 pack.

 

[deuce something stupid]

Don't drive into parking structures or underground parking lots!

 

[fuzzytoaster]

Don't drive into parking structures or underground parking lots!

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[sigo]

This was the source of my air comment....

Those looked like Soldiers trashing Uncle's Deuce for no reason what so ever. So who is the lucky sucker that ended up buying that particular truck from GL?

 

[CowBoy101]

"Hey Froto I wonder what Will happen if I hit that little dirt mound with that big truck?"............ " I dont know Sam but you drive and Ill stand here in front of it and watch! "..............

 

[hof3414]

In the deuce stuck at night video the tri-axle did lift his bed because he thought it might help get weight back further over back wheels. The front wheels on tri-axle were not spinning and front wheels on deuce were spinning on other side.

 

[VP17IFT]

Don't drive without ear protection with the passenger window rolled down.

WHAT DID HE SAY??? Oh, or the hard top removed.

 

[wdbtchr]

I'll second that! Why would you want to load up a deuce with crappy beer when you could pull up to the dock at the Sam Adams brewery and get some GOOD stuff!!

Guess who brews and bottles Sam Adams. Read the lable if you don't believe me.

I can't help wonder why he had the dump bed up, the cover was still on it.

 

[shenkmen]

Don't bob it.

 

[zout]

When done installing an automatic deadbolt with a remote control on a M109 rear door - do not leave the remote outside and install the lock backwards with yourself inside the box.

You cannot climb out that small window - You cannot scream loud enough for anyone to hear you - cause you were probably working on it when the wifey was gone to surprise her - you left your cell outside as well and she is running really late to get you out.

There are no holes in the floor to pee through either.

I will deny someone ever did this as well. (but don't do it - its a biayitch)

 

[Clay James]

Don't drive a deuce if you are anti-social.

Don't underestimate a large hole in the ground with manual steering. Your arms will thank you.

Don't buy one if you don't want to or know how to properly maintain a vehicle.

I agree with shenkmen. DON'T BOB IT!

 

[Stan Leschert]

When done installing an automatic deadbolt with a remote control on a M109 rear door - do not leave the remote outside and install the lock backwards with yourself inside the box.

You cannot climb out that small window - You cannot scream loud enough for anyone to hear you - cause you were probably working on it when the wifey was gone to surprise her - you left your cell outside as well and she is running really late to get you out.

There are no holes in the floor to pee through either.

I will deny someone ever did this as well. (but don't do it - its a biayitch)

Be glad that Crown was the beverage and not a 24 of Sam Adams.
You would have beat Rayzer to christening the soon to be installed sanitary facilities!

 

[dittle]

Don't expect to get anywhere in a hurry.

 

[roscoe]

Don't assume the camouflage will allow you to blend in with others.