Abduction of Elmo

[EMD567]

My name is john and I is 4 year old. I likes to play wit big green trucks.........I half to go now. My mummy is calling me.

 

[Scooteerr]

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[wreckerman893]

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

Elmo may be in the company of Ilean Dover, infamous Possum Poacher. She was stalking Elmo last year but after her shrink had her commited to the HA HA Hotel we thought he was safe.

I'm sorry I let my guard down little Buddy.

Your kitty friend misses you and wants you home.

I hope you're safe and happy tonight.

 

[Monica]

I'm just glad Sally got a chance to meet him before the abduction!

 

[papabear]

I'm just glad Sally got a chance to meet him before the abduction!

I'm just glad I got to see the baby...and you...and the proud ole grandpa!!

I still remember the day you told your dad at the compound that he was gonna be a grandpa!

Ole fellers can be real harda$$es til they know a grand baby is coming!!

 

[goldneagle]

I may get old but I ain't ever gonna grow up.

Lighten up. ELmo is a hoot.

There is a reason he is known as Maddawg =mad at the world

 

[deuceaid]

Did you notice how Elmo was staring at the big poke a dot?........

 

[onegmjack]

Any news on Elmo D where abouts?I hope someone is planning on returning him to WM.

 

[MWMULES]

Don't know where but got this one yesterday. I just hope they were not saucing him up for the pit!

 

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

Don't know where but got this one yesterday

The FBI at Quantico is anal-izing that pic as I type this!

The Field Agent (actually a burrowing mole) has reported that at least Elmo is eating well (ref: BBQ sign backdrop in pic), but I had to correct him and say that it looked more like little Elmo was ABOUT TO GET EATEN WELL ! ! !

Even the Feds can't hire any good help anymore

 

[Monica]

I think Elmo survived the BBQ

 

[gimpyrobb]

I heard Elmo was hiding on an Indian reservation.


Knock Knock
Who's there!
Possum!
Possum who?
Possum peace pipe!

 

[wreckerman893]

I heard Elmo was hiding on an Indian reservation.

%^((*&&%$%(&% possum porking fiend.

 

[papabear]

%^((*&&%$%(&% possum porking fiend.

Gosh...that's kinda rude!!!

 

[Scooteerr]

%^((*&&%$%(&% possum porking fiend.

Breathe in, breathe out... Breath in, breath out... LOL...

 

[ODdave]

I FOUND HIM !!!!!!!!

I was cleaning out one of the deuces today and he was under the Hale pump! I tryed to get a mug shot but he didnt stick around.

 

[Nikkormat]

Soooo... Is this a stuffed or a real possum... I'm Confused... It's 3:00 AM Here...

 

[Nikkormat]

This Gap Toothed Feller Stole Him!!

 

[m1010plowboy]

I need some clarification on Elmo so I'm bumping this thread. Just like to re-assure a family member that Elmo is ok.

My 84 year old ma and I were talking about truck names and I mentioned a truck named Elmo that was abducted and the next thing we know....... well here's the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UPd5fKMQ6Q

 

[100acre]

According to his therapist Elmo is cured of his "plastic poultry fetish" syndrome.

He has been faithful to Ellie Mae since they discovered each other in a secluded parking area in NE AL.

I don't think this is a case of "backsilding" on his part......I think some fiend took him to make a profit.

Is Elmo a stuffed Megatherium?