Help plz stuck in byron

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

The ENVELOPE Please...

Just saw this message (a lot of router and computer issues, I'm still down on my own computer due to a virus). Anyhow.....

A good reason to:

A. Always carry an unditching beam when in the backwoods with nobody else around.
B. Always read the FM on recovery operations (this could have been a self recovery).
C. Attend the GA Rally so as to learn and practice recovery ops.
D. Don't screw with mother nature, don't bob and single out a deuce with thin tires and then expect it to go where a normal deuce goes to.

CARNAC... DUDE ! ! !

Did you be ALL that just by pressing an envelope to your forehead?!?!?!

Dang!!! You da man ! ! !