I've been told, quite pointedly, by passer-by experts in parking lots, such things as...
- The un-occupied pinion flange on my front axle is... "the power take-off for a winch"
- My Bobbed Deuce is... "without question an M37"
- "All deuces have 8 lugs per wheel! Someone must've modified yours to only have 6 lugs"
- "If you bump the throttle just right going up a steep incline, the deuce tranny will shift into reverse"
- "If you split shift Low 1-5, then High 4-5, you can get a deuce up to about 85 mph"
No, I'm not joking. I've learned not to argue, but to just say, "don't mean to be rude, but I have a lot of stops to make and need to go, have a nice day"