Status check:
1. Drive shaft between trans and transfer case is disconnected, so the truck isn't going to drive off on accident. Check.
2. Pulled air cleaner mushroom and laid a board big enough to suffocate the engine on the fender. Check.
3. Made sure that fuel shutoff rod was floating and not bound up. Check.
OK, put fuse back in fuel pump, turn on ACC, wait a minute, crank.
Nothing.
OK, give it a tiny bit of ether, crank, kind of fires but not really.
Go check engine bay, find fuel leak on HH (GOOD, IT'S GETTING FUEL). Fix leak.
Try again. Try stepping on fuel pedal this time. Nothing. Noticed that the fuel pedal doesn't really do anything. Found the connecting rod not attached. Reattached connecting rod. Cranked again and feathered the throttle. IT RUNS!
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